CJP's

you seem to be still squeezing
that last little thread, the one
connected to my favorite sweater
just let go of it please, i need it
for wintertime and chilly air
plus you have your own sweater
now and i really think you should
wear it more often, if you wash it
with a little fabric softener, you'll
find it's just as nice as mine ever was
so please good sir go visit the dry
cleaner or the laundromat or something
just get your hands off my damn sweater
and let me go about my business
without you dragging along like a
coattail which looks pretty silly on
knitted wool/cotton blends